Jun 272012
 

Happy summer geekfans! That is why we’ve been kind of off on the updates. Worry not though, dear followers! We haven’t forgotten you. Although you guys could probably use a stint at the beach with some SPF Over 9000.

Do you have the right to tell someone to go out in the sun? I think if Webster’s Dictionary had a description of pasty nerd, it would be you. Are you sure you even saw the sun… like in forever?

I JUST HAVE A VERY FAIR COMPLEXION AND I BURN EASILY! IT RUNS IN MY FAMILY! LEAVE! ME! ALONE!

Anyway, let’s take a look at the comic we’ll be reviewing this week, shall we?

Gunshow by KC Green

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Jun 132012
 

There comes a day in every bloggers life where they must collaborate with some wanty subordinate to write a post. Unfortunately, this has become a weekly affair of which lies no escape. So I‘ll suck it up and keep on trucking while enduring my… uhg… co-writer Jess Lamarche.

No. You know what, you? “Sir?” Mr. so-called “Paul Ungar”? I don’t need this. This is too gorram much! YOU’RE NOT MY REAL BOSS!

Honestly, the sass is unbearable. It really drives the consumption of alcoholic coffee throughout my day and strangely my need to buy indie games off of the Steam marketplace. You just can‘t explain that.

Wasted Talent by Angela Melick

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Jun 022012
 

If you ask any self-respecting science fiction nerd what the most important, the most pivotal pieces of work in the genre is they will say Star Trek and Doctor Who. While there may be a few ahead of them in the list, they are both important pieces of work in the sci-fi worl. So, it makes you wonder what it would be like to stick the two together. Well, this isn’t the first time the Doctor has crossed path with the crew of the Enterprise, but this time it is a little more current.

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May 302012
 

Happy End-of-May to you, our devout and loyal minions. It is time for your weekly fix of Breaking the 4th Wall. You’ll have to forgive Paul if he isn’t as…eloquent or wordy with this article… He had to be chained to the wall with his mouth duct-taped shut due to sudden onset murderous rage.

 No tape could restrain me, and past relationships have taught me enough about chains for that to be a minor hiccup. Funny thing about safe words. Regardless, all I have towards you is… what’s a better word for contempt? Rage? Pure and unadulterated rage that would even have Atrocitus telling me to chill out. Rawr…

Apparently, taking the last of the coffee in the pot is a no-no, but watching him type with his feet while he curses a blue streak in two different (and I think I heard a third) languages is rather amusing. But moving on.

This week, we’ve chosen:

Johnny Wander by Ananth Panagariya & Yuko Ota

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