Greetings retro junkies and welcome back S%#t I Found. This one’s gonna be an Edible Edition. Just a heads-up for you guys.
I don’t know what it is with Wonka candy, but, man. It’s like an entire company dedicated to preserving childhood memories.
This is a leftover from back when the boss and I raided Boo-Bah-Lou2 near my place. When I spotted this long time and long missed favorite, I had to go for it. I absolutely needed to grab:
Was It Everything You Remember It Being?
Absolutely, and then some. The awesome part about this candy is it’s sooooo fruity! It’s not like taffy that’s kinda-sorta fruit flavored-ish. This stuff has serious zing and it’s amazing. It’s stretchy and fun and chewy but not OMG-this-is-stuck-to-my-teeth-and-never-coming-off sticky. Not only that, but every wrapper has a fabulously, horrendously lame joke on it. I mean, how is any of that NOT awesome?
Go. Go now. Find it, eat it, rejoice in the wonder that is this confection. And then send me some; I can basically be bribed with it. I’m awful. Little tip though folks, don’t eat this stuff frozen. It’s nigh impossible.
Well, thanks for letting me drool at you guys! I hope I’ve helped you find a new favorite candy.
And you, my retro junkies, if you have suggestions for something you’d like me to feature, you can email me at email@example.com or send me a tweet @Jessie9000 on Twitter.
Seriously. I’ve been waiting like 2 weeks and not a word from you guys. Help me out here! I can’t be independently creative all the time…
Until next week,
Keep on striving for 88MPH!